http://newsbiscuit.com/2009/05/01/madonna-foreswears-celebrity-religion-converts-to-methodism/
‘That Kabbalah sect kept droning on about how life was one big mysterious journey into the unknowable. I’m a single mother of three; I haven’t got time for all that ‘unknowable’ s**t. To be frank, I’ve had it up to here with those premium rate mystics; give me a decent Wesley hymn and a good solid working party report any day.’
She should be so lucky. Oh no, wait that's Kylie...we'll get her too. All in good time...
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